I just endured "The Guilty," a new Jake Gyllenhaal vehicle on Netflix. This movie is 95% Jake talking on the phone. I'm not exaggerating. Maybe more.

And surprisingly, it was pretty good for what it was. It looks better than something filmed with an iPhone, but not much. Your time and money are too precious for this.

Meanwhile, Jake thinks his SUPER-expressive acting is carrying the whole film. Maybe, but not across the goal line by a long shot. It'd probably be better if it was shot on an iPhone. Also, the foley effects were really bad. Nobody's phone ever sounds THAT good when nobody's talking.

If kiddie porn and the CA election weren't enough to kick Netflix to the curb, this should do it. Shoulda been a podcast. 👎👎